After a weeks break the show is back live Thursday 4th of March at 4pm uk time 11am est.
Tune in at http://www.rusu.co.uk/junction11.
On the show I want to know:
1. a rude rhymes and Limericks. For example the old classic “Hitler had only got one ball”
2. know you know anyone with a funny name such as Ben Dover.
Please post answers BELOW as a comments. (if you are viewing this on the homepage click the title of the post).
1) I know a guy called Craven Dick that goes to the same college here in Perth, Australia i pity the kid going through school with a name like that!
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will ne ed to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You got Male!
There was a sailer named Bates.
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
A fall on his cutlass has rendered him nutless.
And now, he’s useless on dates.
A guy I knew when I was in my teens (couple years ago 🙂 and I bumped into the other day, is called Mark Hunt. Trust me this is true! Nobody ever believes me unless they know him. And some of his friends only know him as mark. lol
As for a limerick/rhyme
The captains name was Copper,
by god he had a whopper,
once round the deck,
once round his neck,
and once up his ass for a stopper 🙂
Hope thats not too naughty lol
Keep up the great entertaining Rhodders.
There once was a girl named Dot
Who lived on pig shit and snot
When she couldn’t get these, she’d eat the green cheese
She scraped from the sided of her twat!!
I had a gym teacher in High School from 1972-1975. His name? DICK BUTZ!!!
What would you like to know?